BIRTH ANNOUNCEMENT, TING AND I: A Memoir...

We received sextuplets today! The stork, masquerading as a UPS delivery man, put a bundle of joy on our doorstep tonight. Their proud father is glad their faces all resemble their mother‘s. Each offspring is 6” by 9” by 0.75” and weighs one pound one ounce. The first set will soon be followed by more. We’ve named these: Tawny, Teenie, Tiny, Toni, Tootsie, and Sue. We have enrolled them in the nearby Montessori School, lest they fall too far behind their peers.

 28 September 2011